StraitOuttaNashville
February 28, 2023 @ 11:49 am
What was that song & video……?!?! I think I’d rather listen to Sam Hunt on a loop for 10 years straight before I ever listen to “Southern” again. Lord have mercy that was horrific!!
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Blair
February 28, 2023 @ 11:51 am
Here for the comments…
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Throwback Country
February 28, 2023 @ 11:51 am
What. Did. I. Just. Watch.
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BDE
February 28, 2023 @ 11:53 am
Plenty of dudes have been making this sh*tty country rap garbage for years but now a girl does it and everyone loses their minds.
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bob
February 28, 2023 @ 12:32 pmUh girls have been doing this crap for years too. Katie Noel’s been around for like 4 years and has made sucky music for all 4 of em.
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BDE
February 28, 2023 @ 3:47 pmIm sorry youve been aware of her for so long.
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CountryKnight
February 28, 2023 @ 2:24 pmPeople have been mocking this kind of country music for over a decade.
Quit white knighting.
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T. L. Kiser
March 1, 2023 @ 7:00 pmI’m an equal oppurtunity rap hater. Male or female or questionable, black or White or piss burnt green and an odd color, RAP HAS NO PLACE IN COUNTRY MUSIC. She says she’s proud to be Southern? She isn’t Southern when she’s up there acting like some thug life rapper. A lot of you will say you don’t care but sh*t like this doesn’t help the image of true Dixie loving Southerners. jmfo
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RebJas
February 28, 2023 @ 11:59 am
I made it through 8 seconds of that. 8.
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Spectrum Pulse
February 28, 2023 @ 12:02 pm
It’s a novelty until some hack on Music Row thinks it’s a smart idea to throw a budget behind it – or one of them finds the right trap act on the come-up who’ll be mercenary enough for the virality.
Honestly, I kind of think that’s just a matter of time. Maybe it won’t be Katie Noel, but there are SO many like her if you scratch even below the surface.
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Trigger
February 28, 2023 @ 12:31 pmThat’s what the did with Ernest and Jelly Roll. The difference is these two artist were perceptive enough to see where the trends were going, which was more country-sounding songs, and better songwriting. Then you have someone like Breland who has absolutely no organic appeal, and they continue to pour money into that project.
This stuff has been around for over a decade and getting millions of hits on social media. But you drag it out into the light, and it gets exposed and withers. This song is a perfect example.
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Howard
February 28, 2023 @ 1:19 pmRe: Breland. Just saw today where Jimmie Allen is leaving Nashville for Miami, where the country music scene is about as vibrant as New York City’s. Here’s a guy whose label has done a good job getting his songs on the radio and a great job of getting him on TV, but he must think the grass is greener on the pop side despite the horrific creative slump Top 40 (CHR) radio has been in for the past few years. I’d expect the Breland push to get even more intense now, and he has yet to record anything remotely as country as “Down Home,” a mildly entertaining bit of pop country, even if it does ask you to believe that Jimmie loves playing Charley Pride in his truck. I don’t hear one trace of country in Breland’s voice or any potential for him in the genre. If this hick-hop song catches on and becomes a trend (which, like you, I don’t believe will happen), Breland may have a shot and Jimmie will come running back.
IMO, a lot depends on what Morgan Wallen’s new album sounds like. If most of the 36 tracks are like “Thought You Should Know” or “Don’t Think Jesus,” we’ll be OK. But the snap/trap tracks he’s leaked in advance of the drop date scare me a lot. Sure wish Combs had beaten him to the punch, because what I’ve heard of “Gettin’ Old” is pretty high quality for mainstream country, but instead we’re going to get three solid weeks of Mullet Boy hype. Fingers crossed that the resurgence isn’t going to be stopped in its tracks, whether Katie herself has a hit or not.
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Trent Dawson
February 28, 2023 @ 6:02 pmI saw Jimmie at a showcase once. He sang two songs with the house band, interacted with all, and seemed genuinely stoked to be there. Much respect for him.
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Howard
February 28, 2023 @ 6:23 pmI also had the impression that Jimmie was serious about country music, which is why today’s news came as such a surprise. I would have expected Kane Brown to make such a move, since he is already going for pop success.
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trarmer007
February 28, 2023 @ 12:10 pm
The opening paragraph compelled me to watch her video one time. I come away from the experience with 10 less IQ points and some sense of what inbreeding does.
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Bill
February 28, 2023 @ 4:20 pmSame here, and I had it muted.
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Travis
February 28, 2023 @ 12:10 pm
I remember when Sean Hannity lost his sh*t over Florida Georgia Line and would talk about how awesome they were all the time. Watching this video, I can see MTG doing the same over this girl. Maybe it’s because I saw her ridiculous work out video today that I’m equating the two, but Katie reminds me of a mini MTG (side note: MTG can definitely do more pullups than I can).
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Sam
February 28, 2023 @ 2:29 pmShe looks exactly like a younger MTG, yes.
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BigSarge
March 23, 2023 @ 11:51 amAsheville? She ain’t no country girl.
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Dan Tana
December 3, 2023 @ 8:54 amShe looks nothing like MTG. No resemblance at all.
Stupid.
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the pistolero
February 28, 2023 @ 7:21 pmI remember when Sean Hannity lost his sh*t over Florida Georgia Line and would talk about how awesome they were all the time.
Holy sh*tballs, that’s even worse than him using Martina McBride’s “Independence Day” as his intro music.
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glendel
February 28, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
Can’t find any past or future tour dates or set lists. When she gonna play Joe’s live in Rosemont like her apparent mentor Jessie James Decker? ????
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JB-Chicago
February 28, 2023 @ 1:08 pmNow glendel you know that everyone and everything is welcome at our beloved establishment. The list of incredible performers that have graced JL’s stage is vast including many on here we love but yes they sometimes have the lower echelons as well, gotta pay the bills. All I know is I’ll be there for Channing Wilson Friday and The Steel Woods in July. Maybe even pop in for Morgan Wade. Katie Noel if ever would be a hard pass…..keep your eyes open, ya never know…………..
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glendel
February 28, 2023 @ 2:47 pmJB, my only JL’s shows ever have been the Raelynn radio station promotion, and the Ace Frehley show that was papered after even the Black Friday sale didn’t sell enough tix. But I’m kinda picky, because I saw Johnny Paycheck live when he once played downstairs in the building where I work.
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Charlie
March 1, 2023 @ 5:00 amEvery weekend, somewhere in the US, there is a mud bog with a stage and sound system loud enough to wake the whole county, with subs drawing enough current to force the power company to spool up an additional generator. I think her “Mud Hole’ tour will do just fine.
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Carter Burger
February 28, 2023 @ 12:13 pm
If she could sing it might be forgivable, but any “country” radio station that puts this garbage into rotation should be forced to turn their license in for broadcasting obscene programming.
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cocaine bear
February 28, 2023 @ 12:16 pm
What better way too let everyone know it’s something not getting worked up over but proceed on a rant only giving it more attention????
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Conrad Fisher
February 28, 2023 @ 12:19 pm
I was born on Sunday morning
And on Monday I was up and hoeing corn.
I thank my momma for my raising
I thank God Almighty Lincoln won the War.
When the reaper comes a calling
He can take my life if I can keep my pride
I’m gonna cross old chilly Jordan
Plant a Yankee flag in the bank on the other side.
Don’t you bury me in Dixie.
Don’t you throw that dirt down on my face.
I’d rather leave you young and handsome son
Than grow old down South and die there in disgrace.
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Stellar
February 28, 2023 @ 12:53 pmI got curious and looked up who you were quoting- great song, Conrad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvp6X7TMbu8
though I’m sorry you don’t like grits.
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CountryKnight
February 28, 2023 @ 2:24 pm“If heaven ain’t a lot like Dixie
I don’t want to go
If heaven ain’t a lot like Dixie
I’d just as soon stay home
If they don’t have a Grand Ole Opry
Like they do in Tennessee
Just send me to hell or New York City
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Conrad Fisher
February 28, 2023 @ 4:07 pmMy favorite songs about the South are Good Ole Boys Like Me and The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down. There’s some great things about the South but they rarely get sung about. Marla Cannon has a great song about it.
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CountryKnight
February 28, 2023 @ 5:31 pmThe Night They Drove Old Dixie Down is a stone cold classic.
Excellent taste.
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Howard
February 28, 2023 @ 6:21 pm“If the South woulda won we’d have had it made!”
Add to other favorite songs about the South:
“You Ain’t Just Whistlin’ Dixie” — Bellamy Brothers
“Sweet Southern Comfort” — Buddy Jewell
“The South’s Gonna Do It Again” — Charlie Daniels Band
“Sunday in the South” — ShenandoahBut yes, “Good Ole Boys Like Me” is the all-time best, IMO.
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King Honky Of Crackershire
February 28, 2023 @ 5:22 pmConrad,
Do you really not like fried chicken, grits, or gravy? Or is it just that the North is so freaking boring, that the only lyrics you could come up with were anti-Southern, as opposed to pro-Northern?Reply
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February 28, 2023 @ 6:18 pmThere isn’t much pro-Northern material.
Unless you enjoy dirty cities, high taxes, rude people, and overrated pizza.
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thegentile
February 28, 2023 @ 6:58 pmimagine being such a little snowflake that you can’t even enjoy new york- or chicago- or detroit-style pizza because of the city they come from. my god. absolutely pathetic. southern-style pizza. has anyone ever heard of that? lmao.
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CountryKnight
March 1, 2023 @ 5:17 amI might need to file a restraining order.
I am not a pizza fan in general. So, the pizza from two crime ridden cities doesn’t do it for me.
And the fact you only tried to refute my pizza point and not the other ones just shows I am right.
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Trigger
March 1, 2023 @ 7:56 amAny other comments on this thread will be deleted.
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sbach66
February 28, 2023 @ 8:30 pmThere’s a lot more to the North than that.
My family is from upstate NY (Adirondacks) and much of that area had the same rural vibe of the South. Some differences, of course, due to geography, weather, and history, but it ain’t like NYC (or other metro areas).
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Daniele
March 1, 2023 @ 10:19 amwhat about this?
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Daniele
March 1, 2023 @ 10:19 amwhat about this? ahahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYic_E6ghUoReply
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SMarco
February 28, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
This f’ing site.
Introduced me to a lot of great stuff. Also introduced me to this crap. Damn this site.
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Justin
March 28, 2023 @ 3:35 pmYou gotta see the bad stuff to appreciate the good stuff more.
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Rich
February 28, 2023 @ 12:27 pm
This girl has over 400K monthly listeners on Spotify and one of her songs has over 39M streams. Compare that to say Kaitlyn Butts with barely 200K monthly’s and 3.9M of one song. How the hell? This actually scares the crap out of me. I’m betting the farm that her listeners are your typical drunk, wanna-be redneck, frat boys from the suburbs because real rednecks would not stoop this low.
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trevistrat
February 28, 2023 @ 2:12 pmThat’s because the frat boys know what she’ll do at the frat party.
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cocaine bear
February 28, 2023 @ 4:55 pmWell she’s lez so…
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Wrangler Country
March 1, 2023 @ 6:02 pmThe 39M streams song is a duet with Upchurch. All the buzz was because of him.
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Dan Tana
December 3, 2023 @ 8:57 amAt least she didn’t rob her drug dealer.
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Adam
February 28, 2023 @ 12:27 pm
I want to take this opportunity just to put it on the public record that I feel the same about ZB as I do this chick.
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bob
February 28, 2023 @ 12:35 pmLol I don’t care much for Zach Bryan, how how in the hell can you say that ZB is anywhere near as bad as Katie Noel?? Like what kind of topsy turvy world are you living in?
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The Original WTF Guy
February 28, 2023 @ 1:18 pm@ Adam I hope that’s because you only listen to Norwegian death metal. Otherwise, get thee to a therapist.
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Travis
February 28, 2023 @ 2:12 pmNorway is known for black metal, Sweden for death metal. Not to say there aren’t black metal bands from Sweden and vice versa, but that’s the general trope.
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bob
February 28, 2023 @ 3:08 pmNot to be an elitist or snobby or anything, but there isn’t much death metal from Norway lol
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bob
February 28, 2023 @ 3:10 pmNot to be an elitist or snobby or anything, but there isn’t much death metal from Norway lol
Sweden’s all about death metal and especially melodic death metal. Some of the best music of all time in the MDM genre.Reply
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Travis
February 28, 2023 @ 3:31 pmTake Heartwork out of the equation, and Sweden can certainly claim the rest of the rights to melodic death metal.
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Jake Cutter
February 28, 2023 @ 12:34 pm
Unpopular opinion: This isn’t as bad or as “harmful” as the sh*t that wins CMAs. At least it knows what it is. Bonus points for her sense of humor.
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King Honky Of Crackershire
February 28, 2023 @ 5:18 pmI legitimately felt secondhand embarrassment while watching this.
I guess it’s not “harmful”, but man is it awful.
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Jake Cutter
February 28, 2023 @ 7:45 pmYou’d have to pay me (substantially) to listen to it again. What’s worse though, this garbage that isn’t trying to be anything it’s not or something like, say, Maren Morris…beyond watered down pop drivel, not even trying to be country music, but somehow still pretending it is country music, watching the NPCs nod their collective heads in agreement and giving her awards for being the best that country music has to offer? There are plenty of random, juvenile people out there to feel embarrassed for, but this seems harmless by comparison to the surreal, creepy charade that plays out in the mainstream every day, with the stamp of approval of adults and people in institutional authority. I don’t use Tik-Tok …I wouldn’t have even known this existed, if not for this article.
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Di Harris
February 28, 2023 @ 12:39 pm
She be straight up jive turkey trash.
Talk about cultural misappropriation.
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Trent Dawson
February 28, 2023 @ 12:43 pm
That first sentence is hilarious. I haven’t thought about code red Mountain Dew since high school.
It’s all TikTok and the other algorithms.
People that promote the south almost always make me cringe.
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Dan Da Hootenanny
February 28, 2023 @ 12:50 pm
I miss Roy Acuff.
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Cap'n B
February 28, 2023 @ 1:17 pm
Can’t wait for the Katie Noel and Morgan Wallen collab. A new song, or a “You Proof” remix?
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IronDonut
February 28, 2023 @ 1:17 pm
That opening paragraph was f*cking Shakespeare.
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Anna
February 28, 2023 @ 1:18 pm
Katie needs to seek out a different genre of music to haunt because country sure doesn’t need this steaming pile of nonsense.
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MH
February 28, 2023 @ 1:29 pm
Why aren’t the Twitter music journavists hyping the sh*t out of this chick in the name of women’s rights and equality?
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Fuzzy TwoShirts
February 28, 2023 @ 1:56 pm
Somehow it continues to get worse as it goes along. Just when you think it can’t possibly get any more ludicrously, pathetically, absurd, it manages to find a whole new way to suck.
And if it weren’t for the music video, it would almost feel like a sincere, honest to God, bro, country song
But the music video is so laughably, redundant, comically, absurd, that it almost feels like the opening montage of a John Candy movie set in the deep South, while the credits slowly crawl
You could write a doctoral thesis about the unique subset of our culture that mocks education, of embarrassing millennials, who were probably raised by moderately inattentive, alcoholic parents, who proceeded to grow up to be exactly this sort of person who never seem to think that it was wrong, and took offense to everyone who thought that it was
The simple fact I’ve met people who honest to God live like this. It’s really weird because it seems like something out of some perverse fiction, but there are actual people to whom this appeals, to whom this resonates with because that’s their lifestyle. And they’re also bored suburbanites, who want anything different, and because almost every other direction in life is mostly sideways, down is the only way out of bored suburban ism.
I have interacted with this website, it’s community, and it’s contact for almost a decade now. People who have been around an active in the comments for the entirety of that time, probably know me as a serious nerd, invested in education, with a head full of trivia and analogies and information on a broad area of subjects. I also used to be a really condescending elitist jerk.
I don’t understand why people hate education, learning things is cool. Knowing things as cool. Understanding things it’s cool. And being an ignorant boob isn’t.
And the amount of people I’ve met, who have no desire to better than selves, who, for better, or for worse live like this music video, it’s hard for me not to look down on them because it’s so obviously a choice to be an ignorant illiterate person
That’s why the brew country era meeting me so angry. Because it was like everything that I hated in the world, the proudly ignorant, rising up to try and take over my entire world.
Bro, country era wasn’t just about bad music or what cells, it was an embarrassment of ignorance, illiteracy, small mindedness, a general disdain, for any in all forms of education, by the people who probably think John Adams made beer
So yes, in the post bro Era this feels like an anomaly that we could all laugh at. But when the bro Era was its strongest, It felt like that was the way the world was going, remember that awful TV show party down south? Where are the rednecks pissed on each other?
I will never understand, the backlash, the education, except that the people working in education make being educated and insufferable burden. I was never much of a great shakes is a student, admittedly, I would much rather have educated myself on my own topics of interest.
Top 40 culture, by which I mean people who only watch new movies listen to new music and don’t read very many books, and especially don’t read books on anything informational, I’ve got to be the shallowest, most tedious people on earth.
But I also think that a lot of bad, southern stereotypes have so permeated our culture, that an awful lot of people have just chosen to embrace them rather than deal with the embarrassment of it all. And that could be its own doctoral thesis.
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Rich
February 28, 2023 @ 2:18 pmOur only hope is that those listening to this kind of garbage are in their late teens/early 20’s and in a few short years they will regret ever giving it the time of day and move on with productive lives. I regret to admit that 2 Live Crew made its way through the boom box speakers back in the dorm in my young and stupid days. We’ll chalk this too up to a few too many Natty Lights and being young and stupid.
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Fuzzy TwoShirts
February 28, 2023 @ 7:36 pmI want to apologize for the errant punctuation
I have to use voice to text on this phone because the buttons are too close together
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Strait86
March 1, 2023 @ 5:21 amThat last statement is thought provoking ” …just chosen to embrace them rather than deal with the embarrassment of it all.”
This goes beyond just the outlier genres of country music. It includes Superhero movie nerd-dom, majority of rap music and black culture, social media influencer and reality TV culture.
Your Top 40 culture comment hits the nail on the head. I’m 36 and have frequently gotten odd looks when I say that my favorite movies are from the 1960’s.
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Myron
March 1, 2023 @ 9:17 amWow. This is the most elitist judgmental rant I have read in a long time. Maybe if educated people didn’t come around sounding like this, young people would be more interested in education.
I can’t stand this crap any more than you do, but I don’t think they are any different than all the potheads and gamers anywhere else in the country. I’m not from the south, I’m as far as you can be in the lower 48. But I don’t hate these people. Our whole society has made life easy for young people, so this is how they spend their life.Reply
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ben
March 1, 2023 @ 11:34 amMass media entertainment is a cavalcade of stupidity and trash right now. It’s amazing the number of tatted up, barely literate “artists” we’re seeing across a variety of genres, and it’s sad how those aesthetics are infecting everything else. To a large extent it seems like metaphor, key changes, melody, nuanced emotional expression, and song structure have receded way into the background, replaced by literalism and looping chords and rigid percussion. It used to be normal for songs to have different melodies and changes from intro to verse to prechorus to chorus to bridge etc, and now we get a loop of 4 chords more often than not. The key change where you’d get IV – I – V7 – II, where the II chord changed key, was incredibly common. As one example. Or changes that would go major, major7, dom7, IV. Major to minor shifts. Or saving the V chord for the chorus. Or instrumental virtuosity. All increasingly gone. It’s sad. Music like the linked video reeks of stupidity and laziness all around, and it’s insulting to the listener. If saying that is judgmental or elitist, cool. Because I’d rather be judgmental and elitist than to be so easily pleased as to accept that sad excuse for music.
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CountryKnight
February 28, 2023 @ 2:21 pm
She has a sleeve tattoo. She looks like every basic white girl that has 100+ men inside of her but will white on her wedding when she traps some poor sucker.
Bet she buys all her décor at HomeGoods but she is pure “country.”
Now I know how Aetius felt.
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thegentile
February 28, 2023 @ 2:44 pmman, you are such a loser.
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February 28, 2023 @ 4:05 pmNo one is more hated than he who speaks the truth
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Chris
March 1, 2023 @ 6:34 amThat you, Katie? Try and make it a little less obvious next time.
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cocaine bear
February 28, 2023 @ 4:53 pmWell she’s lez so…
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Trainwreck92
March 1, 2023 @ 8:52 amMethinks you’re being a bit dramatic, hoss. This girl isn’t exactly Atilla the Hun threatening the Roman Empire. It’s just a sh*tty song that country music will be weather just fine. The song is dogsh*t (I’m sure the rest of her music is too), but you being hung up on her tattoos and speculating on the number of dudes she’s f*cked says more about you than it does her.
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CountryKnight
March 2, 2023 @ 9:18 amJoust for her honor.
Generalizations exist for a reason. You can find her type on Tinder.
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Ryan S
March 1, 2023 @ 9:00 amFlavius “Last Of The Romans” Aetius? Is “being white trash” Attila the Hun in this metaphor?
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CountryKnight
March 1, 2023 @ 11:17 amYes.
A great man who witnessed the Empire dying because of dissipate citizens despite his best efforts.
Attila the Hun would be the general degrading of standards.
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anon
March 2, 2023 @ 5:37 pmkatie is a lesbian, shes come out and everything
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Carla
February 28, 2023 @ 2:44 pm
Sounds like a jingle for a tv commercial selling cruises to old white people.
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Sam Cody
February 28, 2023 @ 3:08 pm
What in the sister f*cking, gimme a tall boy, a pack of GPCs, and the rest of this five on pump 4, country fried bullsh*t did I just watch 2 minutes of? Holy sh*t…
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Ethan
February 28, 2023 @ 5:30 pmYou made it longer than me. I made it to 1:30.
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DJ
February 28, 2023 @ 3:15 pm
I say, again- I’m glad I’m 75- this whole world is f*cked, and it has 0 to do with where Tik-Tok came from.
This is a monkey see, monkey do world and when the lead monkeys act-a-fool, so too will the follower monkeys. She (and those of her ilk) are merely the results of decades of lead monkeys (authority figures) acting a-fool in public… most wouldn’t know what honor was if it was tattooed on their forehead.
Sadly, it is about education… which is simply a passing on of knowledge… the knowledge passed on is the problem… it is mostly opinion denying facts … she’s just an immature brat trying to show off and rebel… Woody Guthrie is probably rolling over in his grave as well as the Founders… sad, sad, sad- the experiment at self governing proves people are ignorant and prefer to be.
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TXBrian
February 28, 2023 @ 3:41 pm
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RWP
February 28, 2023 @ 3:53 pm
I think y’all are being too harsh on her. I mean,the way she switches from a Chicago Bulls hat to a Texas Longhorns hat not only shows her creativity, but also her diversity.
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Conrad Fisher
February 28, 2023 @ 4:00 pm
Why is the South is way more obsessed with the Mason Dixon line than the North is? I was shocked when I moved to TN that country folk will still call you a Yankee to your face. Not that I mind, it’s just that I would never consider calling someone that sounds like Kentucky a Rebel in normal conversation.
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CountryKnight
February 28, 2023 @ 4:07 pmThe South has pride. Unlike Yankeeland. And I am from Pennsylvania. Then again, there isn’t much to be proud of up North. Our tea isn’t sweet and we eat oatmeal instead of grits. And our women have to wear parkas to look good.
But the leaves are pretty come fall.
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thegentile
February 28, 2023 @ 4:16 pmman, you are such an idiot.
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CountryKnight
February 28, 2023 @ 5:33 pmMan, you want my attention.
And sentences begin with capital letters, idiot.
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Trigger
February 28, 2023 @ 5:43 pmGuys, nobody is here for your back and forths. Let’s move on please, and contribute SOMETHING, ANYTHING to the conversation.
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February 28, 2023 @ 6:20 pmTrigger,
Don’t lump me with the poster that started both conversations with insults.
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King Honky Of Crackershire
February 28, 2023 @ 7:03 pmCK,
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thegentile
February 28, 2023 @ 7:15 pmhmm it seems i first responded to a post that was a complete misogynistic insult calling her a slu*t. that was you right?
big incel vibes from you. BIG.
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March 1, 2023 @ 5:19 amHonky,
I do. CLS was entertaining and enjoyed history and football.
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March 3, 2023 @ 10:51 amI thank the Lord every day I am from the West. Therefore, I do not have to care about the North vs. South.
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David: The Duke of Everything
February 28, 2023 @ 4:08 pm
While I tend to not like stuff like this, I usually can tolerate listening to the whole song and if it has a halfway decent beat, I might even tolerate it. But this just sounds horrible.
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Countryfan68
February 28, 2023 @ 5:57 pm
The only country rap I have every liked was Cowboy Troy, his album Black in the Saddle is one of the best rap albums I have ever heard, he mixes hard rock, pop, blues and country with rap and it works out great, I really don’t care for this other stuff. Cowboy Troy still does great music he even did a half rap half blues album, no rap in those songs, and he actually has a good singing voice, I know a lot of people don’t like rap mixed with country, fine, your taste, but just like any music, it can be good if you can find some one who can sing it. They will never be Charlie pride, or Johnny Cash, but if they can put variety in there music and write good songs, then I can enjoy it.
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Corncaster
February 28, 2023 @ 6:31 pm
How is this any different from Elvis imitating Big Mama Thornton?
Answer: it’s just smarter with product placement.
It’s pathetic and sad to see country people aping city people, language, and customs. But are there any actual country people left, and if so, are they making their own music? You have to get pretty far off the grid to find them. With TV and professional marketing, it was just a matter of time until the cultural purge came in America, and it came in waves. We’re just watching the latest waves drowning the remaining survivors.
In the end, King Honky is right. Country people are hard to find. Most of the people who style themselves country are suburbanites. They’re … obedient. I also know country hipsters, who are suburbanites trying to avoid being suburban mainly by making poor life choices. There are also plenty of stylists making country music, and sometimes you can find good ones. Enjoy them. We all do. Justify your consumption by telling yourself that everything comes from something else. Give yourself a good pat on the back.
But it’s not real, and everyone knows it. In fact, this “Katie Noel” is so derivative, it’s indistinguishable from the production of an AI engine. Country music is alive and well, but you won’t find it on the radio. And in Katie Noel, it’s dead.
If you’re in the country reading this, you’re going to have to create it yourself.
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King Honky Of Crackershire
February 28, 2023 @ 6:59 pmCorncaster,
You’re an all-time great commenter on here; wise among the wise. I wish you commented more. You always make some of the best observations:“I also know country hipsters, who are suburbanites trying to avoid being suburban mainly by making poor life choices.”
Wow.
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Corncaster
February 28, 2023 @ 7:35 pmThat’s nice, Honk, thanks. Busy here lately, and generally less of a dick in person. In case anyone cares, my rules for not being Katie Noel are simple:
1. Learn your instrument.
2. Join a tradition, but don’t be a joiner.
3. Write about real life.
4. Don’t be boring.But no, everyone wants primarily to monetize their schtick. *shrug* A wise man once said, “Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.”
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Fuel4thot
February 28, 2023 @ 7:32 pmAre you saying that to be “real country people,” we have to live in the woods and be Jeremiah Johnson to be legitimate? I grew up suburban, with two white collar parents (who both grew up farming). I still find myself drawn to the authenticity and “realness” of what most would call “real country.”
Just because I grew and still live on the outskirts of a city does not mean I don’t find myself turning around to face the fields and woods on the other side of my property line.
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Corncaster
February 28, 2023 @ 7:57 pmFuel, I have no interest in defining “legitimate.” Country means rural. Good initial tests are whether you’re on city water/sewer, whether you and your friends pay farrier bills, and whether you believe bullsh*t on television.
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Trainwreck92
March 1, 2023 @ 8:41 amDoes the average country person even own horses these days? I grew up in rural Texas, and even most of the ranchers/farmers I knew just used four wheelers to get around their land. Country folks that owned horses weren’t uncommon by any means, but they were certainly more the exception than the rule.
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Lil DL’s Country Folk 101
March 1, 2023 @ 7:26 pmAh, yes; it depends on the subsect of country person you see. Those that ride horses as apart if their daily tasks and duties are your cowboys. Those that own them on a farm for farm work/leisure are your hillbillies (my category). And those that just live in bumf*ck nowhere are either your mountain men or rednecks, dependent upon surroundings. They usually ain’t got horses.
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Southern Man, Country Fan, and Stuck Somewhere Else
March 6, 2023 @ 7:00 amThis “bro-country-rap” song, by a female artist peddling her schtick, has no similarity at all to Elvis Presley and his great cover version of Big Mama Thornton’s “Hound Dog.” To even make such a comparison is absurd. Elvis was a genuine lover of traditional country music, blues, gospel, and other great American musical forms. He grew up in the South listening closely to these forms of music, and buying the records and studying them as a serious fan. He also lived in largely black neighborhoods as a child, and even went to largely black churches as a white teenager in the South in the early ’50s, which was an act of cultural defiance in the environment of that time. He loved the people, and the style of worship and music, in those churches. With “Hound Dog,” Elvis didn’t “imitate” Big Mama Thornton– he covered a song that she (and another artist, too, which Elvis had actually heard before BMT’s version) had recorded first, written by two Jewish men, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. Elvis’ version of the song even doesn’t particularly sound much like BMT’s version. His “Hound Dog” is so different, musically, and lyrically, in some ways, from her version that it’s almost like a different song. He was a genuine artist who combined country music, blues, soul, crooner-style balladeering, and other styles into his recordings, and, along with Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, and others, helped to create the 1950s rock and roll sound. Elvis has nothing in common, artistically, with this “country-rapper,” Katie Noel.
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Southern Man, Country Fan, and Stuck Somewhere Else
March 6, 2023 @ 7:04 amTo be clear, I was replying to Corncaster with my comment, not to anything that Trigger wrote in his article here.
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Greg Nash
February 28, 2023 @ 7:24 pm
I’m sure several enterprising A&R reps in Nashville already have paperwork drafted up.
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Sir Adam the Great
February 28, 2023 @ 8:17 pm
Sweet Georgia Brown this is too bad to even be parody. I feel dumber and angrier after watching that.
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JPalmer
March 1, 2023 @ 10:49 amIt really shouldn’t bother you…
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Keepin’ it Country
February 28, 2023 @ 8:57 pm
I tried listening. Couldn’t. Turned on some Alan Jackson, feel way better now
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Brad
February 28, 2023 @ 9:06 pm
I never underestimate the everyday window-licker. Southern has over 100k views on YouTube. The new Lucero album is killer and not one song has anywhere near close to that many views. People generally suck.
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Zach M
February 28, 2023 @ 9:20 pm
On the positive, I’ve yet to see one comment, tiktok etc that’s praising it. So far all I see is criticism. So there’s that.
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63Guild
March 1, 2023 @ 8:07 amTo be the pessimist she has almost 500k followers on spotify, to put that in perspective thats 100k more than American Aquarium. She also has 750k followers on tik tok. Soo we may be stuck with her for the summer
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jim bob
March 1, 2023 @ 12:05 am
she is the living embodiment of some chick from NJ, after two semesters at Bama
still would
and let her dog watch
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63Guild
March 1, 2023 @ 1:33 am
Not to be that guy, but I’m calling it. She will be around for longer than 15 minutes, maybe 30 minutes because she’s a gay woman in “country” and the media will embrace the f*ck out of this and push it down our throats that the reason why there’s hate on the song is because of this not because it’s a sh*tty song. Meanwhile, the same media will stay silent on other more talented gay artists that people actually like
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Strait86
March 1, 2023 @ 5:08 amYou mean like how they treat blacks in country?
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63Guild
March 1, 2023 @ 7:58 amIf you’re meaning by pushing false narratives for clicks like when Kane Brown was blowing up while all the while staying silent on Mickey Guyton and others, yes. (Esp considering Mickey got blackmailed from the video of media darlings the Highwomen)
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RJ
March 1, 2023 @ 3:48 am
I don’t know what everyone is so worked up about. This is not country, does not resemble country, and has nothing to do with country. The difference between this and so much other rap is that she uses English for the most part correctly.
Maybe we should be mad that mainstream country can call itself country. Or maybe we should bargain for Roger Alan Wade, Corb, and Tyler Childers to no longer be called country and instead be called something else entirety. That would fix the whole situation.
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Strait86
March 1, 2023 @ 5:07 am
Hick Hop is like ICP in the 2000’s. It existed and was popular underground and none of your friends excitedly showed you their music because deep down (while they had the hatchet man hoodies and tattoos) they knew it was stupid music they should be embarrassed of that was essentially their audible barrier to never escape the lower middle class. Only the performers broke that barrier; like some sort of redneck pyramid scheme.
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PeterD
March 1, 2023 @ 5:15 am
Are Whiskey Riff rewriting their own past?
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Caleigh
March 1, 2023 @ 5:37 am
24 years old female and i hate this. She’s just making a joke of herself imo. At least if you’re gonna do hick hop make it good. Guilty pleasure but I do actually like some of it from time to time. Mainly when drinking lol. Charlie Farley, Lenny Cooper, The Lacs with Nate Kenyon, and some Colt Ford is okay. But none of these viral ones are ever good they just sound stupid.
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Chris
March 1, 2023 @ 6:28 am
I guess it was only a matter of time before pop country had its own version of Iggy Azalea.
Hopefully she lasts as long as Iggy did (if not shorter).
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63Guild
March 1, 2023 @ 8:08 amDamn that’s a good, funny, and sad analogy all in one
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Mike
March 1, 2023 @ 8:07 am
I’m just here to say this is the greatest line in writing and sadly you have to retire now. On top is the only way to go
I want to see all of you Tik-Tok apologists try to convince us now that this app isn’t a Chinese psyop to slowly devolve us all into drooling f*ckwits who can barely tie our shoes.
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King Honky Of Crackershire
March 1, 2023 @ 5:27 pm…”I want to see all of you Tik-Tok apologists try to convince us now that this app isn’t a Chinese psyop to slowly devolve us all into drooling f*ckwits who can barely tie our shoes”…..
No, it’s not a psyop at all, and it’s not trying to devolve us. It’s purpose is to take advantage of the fact that we are already a nation of devolved, drooling f**kwits who can barely tie our shoes.
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Dave F
March 1, 2023 @ 8:27 am
There are some of us who enjoy traditional country music as well as hick hop. However, I don’t consider hick hop to be country music. In my music collection, I have Colt Ford, Cowboy Troy, and The Jawga Boyz in the rap folder.
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Kevin
March 1, 2023 @ 7:28 pm
Why even acknowledge “country rap” as a thing?
“Rap” isn’t even music. There are no instruments, and there is no singing. Lots of yelling & grabbing one’s junk is not “music.”
Jeez.
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Doug Carter
March 1, 2023 @ 8:44 pmWhat an absurd, ignorant statement. I’m not a hip hop fan, but you sound ridiculous.
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Kevin
March 1, 2023 @ 11:25 pmName your top 5 rap guitarists.
Follow-up: Name your top five rap drummers.
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Doug Carter
March 2, 2023 @ 7:23 amThat is no different than asking Name your top 5 country mcs or name your top 5 country djs (not disc jockeys) or programmers. Guitar or ‘’traditional’’ singing are not more a major aspect of rap than French horn or Tuvan throat singing are of country. It’s called rap because they rap. Duh. You do not have to like a genre of music. Art is subjective. You should respect the true artist. There is bad hip hop just like there is bad country, rock, blues, etc. I am not a fan of rap, but a I do respect the artists that can create rhymes that are poetic, literary, elicit deep emotion, etc. I also respect artists that can create complex beats and samples. I am no fan of Tuvan throat singing, but I respect the hell out of it. You and Questlove should debate this topic. I am confident in knowing who would look the fool.
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Joe Johnson
March 2, 2023 @ 11:11 amI’m pretty sure the fool is the person who thought calling themself “Questlove” was a good idea.
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Doug Carter
March 2, 2023 @ 11:17 amI assume you feel the same about the person who thought calling themselves “Conway Twitty” was a good idea.
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Joe Johnson
March 2, 2023 @ 5:20 pmNope. “Questlove” is the name of a clown who has far too high an opinion of himself.
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Doug Carter
March 2, 2023 @ 5:37 pmHaha! Amir Thompson has objectively more artistic talent than Harold Jenkins did. One could make the case that if either of them’s stage name/persona was/is clownish, it would be Harold’s. I would say neither of them were/are clowns. Denying Questlove’s major talent just shows your ignorance. The guy is a true renaissance man. Research him. Conway had a excellent singing voice and wrote some songs, in addition to crafting a marketable image with his pompadour, song choices and affect. Nothing wrong with that. Again, you do not have to like a music style, but not respecting true talent says more about you than Questlove and other hip hop artists.
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Dennixx
March 2, 2023 @ 6:52 am
All balls
No talent
f*cktwit
Has a bright future
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CountryKnight
March 2, 2023 @ 9:16 am
I listened to a Honky Tonk Piano playlist today, and “Yellow Rose of Texas” came on. It struck me how many odes to women from Southern states there are, but I can’t think of the Northern equivalent of “Yellow Rose” or “Rosalee” in country music. There must be some songs.
By the way, Honky Tonk piano is excellent listening. We need more Honky Tonk piano in modern country music.
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Matt Murphy
December 15, 2023 @ 8:33 am“Sweet smoked brisket.” Really? I like mine kinda salty, but I’m not an authentic southerner like Katie Noel.
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blackoutlawcowboybradyjr
March 2, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
Hmmmm….Guess Yours Truly should be writing Country songs.
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blackoutlawcowboybradyjr
March 2, 2023 @ 2:03 pm
I’m Brady,but my surname isn’t Cox .
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NattyBumpo
March 3, 2023 @ 7:37 am
Rap died somewhere around 1993/94.
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blackoutlawcowboybradyjr
March 3, 2023 @ 8:27 am
Unfortunately,2023 is rap’s/hip hop’s 50th anniversary,and it’s the world’s favourite music.
As for “Southern,” my two-year-old great-great-niece likely will write more intelligent lyrics when she enters second grade. (Yes,that Ms. Noel is a woman makes “Southern” seem even more terrible,but equality is the right to be just as execrable as the lads.)
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blackoutlawcowboybradyjr
March 3, 2023 @ 8:30 am
There are no odes to handsome older black cowboys.
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Todd J Peterson
March 3, 2023 @ 4:25 pm
Anthony Cumia torched this one too:
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Dee Manning
March 3, 2023 @ 7:51 pm
I personally love country rap (have been playing Jelly Roll nonstop ever since I found out about him). But this girl is just trying too hard. It seems forced….
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blackoutlawcowboybradyjr
March 4, 2023 @ 8:46 am
Who the h**l is Jelly Roll ?
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Dee Manning
March 4, 2023 @ 1:08 pmJelly Roll is an ex con ex drug addict fat tortured soul who writes songs from the authentic bottom of his heart like I haven’t heard in ages. Stuff that makes you cry. You might recognize Son of a Sinner, it was a big hit. His songs range from country to rock to rap and he has a huge cult audience, 1st tour is small arenas with Ashley McBryde opening for him on some dates.
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blackoutlawcowboybradyjr
March 4, 2023 @ 8:48 am
OK,Dee, but where are Fake Cowboy Troy and Fat Boy Farris (Colt Ford ) today ?
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blackoutlawcowboybradyjr
March 4, 2023 @ 8:50 am
I meant,Fat Boy Jason Farris Brown ? ( “Colt Ford?”)
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Sandy D
March 8, 2023 @ 9:57 am
Katie Noel only went “viral” due to the fact the song is so bad, and the lyrics being even worse. Not all of us southern people enjoy her style of music. I get tired of people assuming a southern person has no intelligence, half toothless, poor, sh*t jobs and trashy. Her song is terrible but you do not have to insult every southern person because she can’t sing/rap whatever. Not all of us are stupid.
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Matt Murphy
December 15, 2023 @ 8:34 am
“Sweet smoked brisket.” Really? I like mine kinda salty, but I’m not an authentic southerner like Katie Noel.
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blackgoldenbachelorbradyjr
January 19, 2024 @ 4:24 pm
Well,my surname isn’t Cox,but….Ms. Noel is just 23,and hopefully she will record listenable (and relatable) Country music before her 30th birthday. (Happy 78th birthday,Dolly Parton!!!!!!!)
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blackgoldenbachelorbradyjr
January 19, 2024 @ 4:26 pm
Kiser,PLENTY of “thug life” rappers are (black) Southerners .( Ever heard of the “Dirty South” rap movement based in Atlanta?)
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blackgoldenbachelorbradyjr
January 19, 2024 @ 4:29 pm
Manning,if you want to sob your eyes out,listen to the 4-37 Detroit Pistons games.
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blackgoldenbachelorbradyjr
January 19, 2024 @ 4:32 pm
Yeah,I know,Country Knight .Monday was the 95th anniversary of the birth ofa man who was assassinated Apr.4,1968 for speaking the truth. (Hope you enjoyed the holiday,pardner !!!!!!!)
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