Your blunt friend. The one who tells it like it is – and usually in an inappropriate manner. Where would we be without them? Here’s a list of great gifts for sarcastic friends that they are sure to appreciate.
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This is always one of my favorite gift idea lists to write. Probably because I’m blunt myself. And snarky. And sarcastic. And those all just go wonderfully together, no?
I’m willing to bet you’re one of those people too since you hang out around here with me. And that probably means you’ve got friends on your Christmas gift list that are like that too. Same here.
I’ve searched the internets high and low and here are some of the best gift ideas for our blunt friends that I’ve found. Cheers to the blunt, sarcastic beast in us all!
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Funny Gift Ideas for Sarcastic Friends
Sassy Golden Girls Items
Can’t Sit With Us T-Shirt / Dorothy in the Streets. Blanche in the Sheets. Mug
I went down a Golden Girls rabbit hole last week. One search on Amazon had me rolling! My Great Uncle and I used to watch the Golden Girls and I forgot just how much I liked their sassiness. I love both this t-shirt and the mug. You can also get a Dorothy in the Streets. Blanche in the Sheets. t-shirt. These are especially great gifts for your sassy friend!
Funny & RudeDoormats
Hope you Brought Beer Doormat / Warrant Doormat / Welcome Bitches Doormat / Filthy Animal Doormat
This whole Etsy store is full of hilarious doormats. I had a hard time picking just four. I think I want the Hope You Brought Beer one for my house. I mean just because I drink cheap beer doesn’t mean I share it. 😉
Blunt T-Shirts
Say What Everybody Else is Thinking T-Shirt / Classy T-Shirt / No Filter T-Shirt
Help your blunt friends warn people about their problem with one of these t-shirts.
Anything Anne Taintor
Anne Taintor Flask / Give a Damn Notepad / Anne Taintor Coin Purse
I’m sure you’ve heard of Anne Taintor or seen her products before, but to me they just never get old. She pairs vintage style photos with sarcastic comments to make for fantastic little gift items. These are more good gifts for that sassy friend of yours!
Inappropriate Pillows
WTF Pillow / Greek Key WTF Pillow / Lollipop Dipped in Psycho Pillow (no longer available)
Now who wouldn’t appreciate a good WTF (Why that’s fantastic! 😉 ) pillow? And have you ever seen a more classier one than that greek key version?It’s also reversible. One side has WTF and the other has XOX. When the preacher stops by for a visit, you can just flip that bad boy around.
WTF Did you Say?!? Game
Last year, I included the Cards Against Humanity gameas one of the gift ideas for sarcastic people. Hands down, it’s one of the funniest and most inappropriate games to play. I just discovered this new game, WTF Did You Say?!?, and it promises to be “bigger & bolder” than Cards Against Humanity. If that’s the case, even I can’t imagine how unmoral it’ll be. 😉 Of course, I’ve already ordered it for our next gamenight here.
The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm
The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm
For all your blunt and sarcastic friends who really want to make sure they can always one-up you, get them The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm. Just be prepared with comebacks, folks.
Cards Against Humanity
The Cards Against Humanity Game. Have you played it? You should.However, it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. If they’ve already got the game, check to see if they have the expansion packs. Those make great gifts as well.
Hustlin’ Pouch
For the lady on your list who busts a** daily, this pouch will be perfect for her.
Inappropriate Coasters
Inappropriate coasters for inappropriate people. Needless to say – I have these and love them.
Say it Sarcastically Mug
Let’s be sarcastic together, darling. Is there any other way to be? This mug and I say no.
Do Epic sh*t Print
Do epic sh*t print. Because we should all be reminded that weare capable of changing the world with our epic-ness. 😉
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